I'm feeling blocked. Somehow I've vomited out all the word vomit I had in me, to the tune of 76k, and there ain't any more. Tired? Wha? No, not me.
On a related note, why do little kids kicked and thrash around so much while they sleep? Are there demons possessing them? Are they trying to get away from faeries who wish to replace them with changelings?
Have you ever thought about how Santa's elves are kind of like the faeries that steal away little kids?
Maybe all the naughty kids are just androids that the elves are testing out for the eventual takeover.
Maybe I don't even HAVE children. Just elfdroids.